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islasorna every now and again i have to pull the wife card to embarrass this human being. @itslegitinate made it through his first full year of fatherhood AND marriage and made it onto his second in (mostly) one piece. i will admit that there are days that i want to duct tape his mouth shut and handcuff him somewhere out of my way, but mostly he's alright. he is the best dad a kid could ever ask for, and really close to the best first husband a lady like me could ever ask for, so please, if you see him, shake his hand. he really deserves it because he's doing everyone a service at this point. happy father's day to you, from bel, mabel, whatever your cats name is, and all the plants that you hate. xoxo #dilf#ilytho
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