every now and again i have to pull the wife card to embarrass this human being.
made it through his first full year of fatherhood AND marriage and made it onto his second in (mostly) one piece. i will admit that there are days that i want to duct tape his mouth shut and handcuff him somewhere out of my way, but mostly he's alright. he is the best dad a kid could ever ask for, and really close to the best first husband a lady like me could ever ask for, so please, if you see him, shake his hand. he really deserves it because he's doing everyone a service at this point. happy father's day to you, from bel, mabel, whatever your cats name is, and all the plants that you hate. xoxo
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